perez is a douchenozzle

Simon names his replacement...kinda?

writinchica2k wrote in ontd_ai Feb 22, 2010 13:39

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son i am disappoint, i think i just shit my pants, :|, seriously god.....why?, !simon cowell, gouge my eyes out with a whale penis, motherf..., i'm scurred, brb cutting a bench, perez is a douchenozzle, wtf is this shit, what the hamburger is wrong with you?!?, is this real life?, how about no, just threw my shoe at my damn laptop, i am ill people. ill., do not want, !article, wat

:')

zeeransom123 wrote in ontd_ai Aug 22, 2009 13:48

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i used to live on gay street, perez is a douchenozzle, mr. adam has a type, !twitter, no evidence of twitter being the devil, did you hear i'm gay? oh my god, !adam lambert, so perfect so stylish so...glittery, !drake, air sign homos

GTFO!

zeeransom123 wrote in ontd_ai Aug 22, 2009 01:41

PerezHilton: Adam Lambert's boyfriend, Drake, is working at this gay bar in WeHo! He's my server! Ha. Nice kid. 4 minutes ago from Sidekick

PerezHilton: Did people not read the memo??? Flip flops at bars and clubs are NOT appropriate!!!!3 minutes ago from Sidekick
(Perez, are you implying something?)

perez is a douchenozzle, !twitter, get a life!

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blame_mona wrote in ontd_ai Aug 14, 2009 17:37

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perez is a douchenozzle

HAS THIS ALREADY BEEN POSTED?

downtownsgone wrote in ontd_ai Jun 25, 2009 21:43

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perez is a douchenozzle

OT, because boring morning is boring

zeeransom123 wrote in ontd_ai Jun 22, 2009 16:42

Admit it benches! Who did it?

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perez is a douchenozzle, !discussion

just got back from the future, look what i found!

icebar wrote in ontd_ai Jun 18, 2009 22:26

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mr. adam has a type, fabulous costumes, #gokeyisadouche, dedicated my life to the pursuit of lulz, did i miss something?, i have no words you guys, i'm up for anything, plagued by men, kris's jeans are unnecessary, a crow moans in horny recovery, !kradam, kris allen is pretty, even we have morals, i love tags, i want to squish you!, your argument is invalid, monkey-boy kris, let's talk about sex, on the roof seeking proof, hush cats, i'm sittin' on these binches!, why is everything so conservative?, it's pocket time!, snake on my crotch, !article, !rolling stone, hoe-moe-secks-you-all lust, vagina maulings, get back in your tree and eat a banana, sprinkle glitter all over everything, kris is fucking distracting, monkey is the devil, perez is a douchenozzle, i love him to death!, !manips, omg i'm bored, i ride a polar bear to school, what the hell is on joey's head, that cute guy, a splash of orgasm, !interview, top you like whip cream on ihop pancakes, one sexy black polished finger, kris smells like heaven. must be tuesday, take it take it take it, having adventures in narnia, he giggled and quivered in delight, !magazine covers/articles, bottom, so perfect so stylish so...glittery, never have i ~touched myself like that, there is a butterfly next to his dick, we're fucking famous and shit, glitter, !fan art, !kris allen, pocket idol, at first i was like lol but then i srs'd, is this real life?, koala kris, needs more tags, i was inflammable, pointless post is pointless, this looks shopped, very sexy, !bad fanart, fabulous, i'm on a boat motherfucker, unhinging dinosaur jaw, i have no problem with your gay!, up in adam, you jerk, fuck me lambert, it's fucking distracting, would you hit it?, all the midgets are kris, kick awesome

Oh, Perez.

kweasleby wrote in ontd_ai Jun 16, 2009 11:56

http://perezhilton.com/2009-06-16-weve-got-a-crush-on-you#respond

Yeah.. right.

The comments are worth reading, though.

perez is a douchenozzle, bb glambert is still better than you, your argument is invalid, adam doesn't need anyone's permission, fulfilling the gay agenda, you dumb bitch, boo you whore, hoe-moe-secks-you-all lust, i'm a huge crybaby and i talk to myself, you're a tool so what, get back in your tree and eat a banana, all up in your kool-aid, just because i'm not sticking it there, butthurt, up in adam

THERE BETTER BE PICTURES IS ALL I'M SAYIN'

wagacca wrote in ontd_ai Jun 14, 2009 01:17

So, the guy whose MySpace had the pics of Adam at the Young Hollywood Award's after party just tweeted this:

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perez is a douchenozzle, !twitter, all up in your kool-aid, adam doesn't need anyone's permission

Perez Hilton tweets

zeeransom123 wrote in ontd_ai Jun 12, 2009 18:52

How long until the Adam Lambert sex video comes out??? I say a week - or less! 3 minutes ago from web

Well bring it on :)

perez is a douchenozzle, adam doesn't need anyone's permission, what the fuck kind of question is that